FREE Laser Printer with purchase of Toner Cartridge! in Cranbrook, British Columbia

Yes, you read that right. You could get a FREE printer with my toner cartridge.
I'm selling a new high-capacity black toner cartridge for a Brother DCP xxxx laser multifunction. Purchased from the friendly, reliable people at Staples in Cranbrook, this toner cartridge is the cat's meow. It prints! It... it... it... well, it prints things. And with amazingly high capacity. That's because it's a high capacity toner cartridge.
If you purchase this beautiful, racy, black toner cartridge from me... you will also receive at no extra charge ? absolutely free! ? a Brother DCP xxxx laser printer. Do not pay.... ever!
This is the printer I told my mom and dad and my uncle and aunt to buy when they asked what laser multifunction printer to get. It's reliable. It's small. It's grey. What could be nicer than grey?
And we all know, printers are all about the toner, aren't they? I mean you buy a printer for a hundred and fifty bucks and you get a flimsy little 'starter' toner that doesn't make it through your first batch of Christmas letters. So you go to get a replacement cartridge and ? oh baby ? it's a super loaded, busting at the seams, high-capacity canister of powdery goodness that sees no end in sight. That's the kind of toner cartridge I'm talking about here. The big kahuna. The Hummer of all toner cartridges. The Brother TN-350 high yield number.
So, if you want the toner cartridge of your dreams, with a FREE laser printer thrown in to boot, just fill out the email form over there on the right, and let's make a deal!
Your FREE printer:
http://www.brother.ca/en/products/description.asp?prodid=xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx790&features=on
(ps. I have no idea what that phone number is above the email form, and I can't delete it)